Children can be incredibly creative and come up with the most imaginative ideas.
However, they can also be terrifyingly creepy.
Imagine hearing your kid say: “I want to peel all your skin off,” while staring at you with the most petrifying look. Well, some of these parents have experienced this horror first hand.
Here are 15 of the creepiest things kids have ever said:
1. This time it’s goodbye.
“I was tucking in my two year old. He said ‘Good bye dad.’ I said, ‘No, we say good night.’ He said ‘I know. But this time its good bye.’
Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there.”
2. Reincarnation?
Interesting bedtime chat with my 3 year old tonight: “daddy, I had a family a long time ago & my mummy was called Sochi & I was called Anke but then I died & now I’m with your family,” Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be up cleaning the pants I just shat for the rest of the night
— Dan Schreiber (@Schreiberland) August 19, 2021
3. It’s a monster!
“My 3 year old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, ‘Daddy its a monster..we should bury it.'”
4. Pretty terrifying.
“I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, ‘I want to peel all your skin off.’
The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds. I didn’t know if I was dreaming, or what was going on.”
5. Romantic?
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— ilona 🎃 (@trashyypanda) September 24, 2020
6. Toddlers and their crazy habits…
“My toddler went through a phase where she would just constantly say ‘hi’ to things. “Hi hi hi hi hi hi”
One day, it came out sounding more like ‘Die die die die die’
So I say to her ‘What’s that you’re saying?’
And she turns to face me and just whispers ‘Diiiieeeeeee…….'”
7. When you just love your baby brother.
“‘So I shouldn’t throw him in the fire?’
3 year old daughter holding her baby brother for the first time.”
8. The crying man and the angry lady.
My toddler used to be woken regularly by "the crying man and the angry lady", who didn't pay any notice to him, but woke him with their fighting. On a visit to the local museum, we learned that his bedroom sat very precisely on the site of the town's old debtor's jail.
— Toby Starbuck (@StarbuckToby) August 19, 2021
9. Imagine…
“My niece was sitting on the couch with a weird look on her face. Her mom asked her what she was thinking about, and she said, ‘I’m imagining the waves of blood rushing over me.’
Turned out they had been at a local science museum with an exhibit on the circulatory system. One of the features was a walk among some giant fake blood vessels, and she was remembering that.”
10. Always watching.
“I don’t have kids, but once, visiting some friends on a farm, my buddy’s youngest girl (5 or 6) at the time, was afraid of the chickens. I tried to explain to her that the chickens weren’t there to hurt us but she wasn’t having it.
So I’m sitting around the fire pit, looking at one of the chickens a few feet in front of me when I feel hot breath in my ear as she whispers:
‘See. He’s always watching.;
Horrific and hysterical all at once.”
11. Being BFFs with a dead girl.
I hate hate hate horror movies and ghost stories but I absolutely live for creepy things kids say https://t.co/qDvta9QOZF
— Kynzie (@kynzielorraine) May 3, 2020
12. If you were a T-rex, what would you eat?
“When my 2.5 year old and her friend were hanging out, the topic of T-Rex and other dinos came up. I asked her friend:
‘If you were a T-Rex, what would you do for fun?’
He answered: I’d chase herbivores!
I then asked my daughter this question:
‘If you were a T-Rex, what would you eat?’
She got very serious and looked me right in the eyes and said:
‘Children. I’d eat children.'”
13. You better hide!
“While not something my own child has said, my younger cousin (around 5 at the time) once drew a picture of a a black monster, looked up at me, and said ‘He told me to draw this. He’s coming for you. You better hide.'”
14. That’s where she died the last time?!
My niece saw some archive footage of the miners strike ‘battles’ when she was about 3, 20 odd years ago. She got hysterical and when her mum calmed her down she explained that’s where she died ‘last time’ by a blow to the head. She described her other mummy in detail too. 1/2
— Dom (@Leeds_guy) August 19, 2021
15. What’s the best way to get a gf?
“I jokingly asked: “What’s the best way to get a girlfriend?”
7-year-old’s response: “Tell her to be my girlfriend or she’ll never see her parents again.”
Is there anything creepy your kid has said? Let us know in the comment section!
