It’s time for that “New year, new me” bullshit

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. – Bill Vaughan

Don’t set your expectations, resolutions and wishes too high for this year. Did it make a difference last time?

Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home?” – Melanie White

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. – Bill Vaughan

I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year. – Bridger Winegar

Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives. – Melanie White

New Years parades have a lot in common with Santa Claus. Nobody is awake to see either one of them. – Melanie White

I see no need to make more New Year’s resolutions when the ones already on the books aren’t being enforced. – John Lyon ‏@JohnLyonTweets

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